What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?